Sunday, 30 November 2014

Joice Mujuru delaying the rains to disrupt Zimasset


Ma-comrades at The Herald and The Sunday Mail, Joice Mujuru is conspiring to delay the rains in some parts of the country to derail Zimasset.
This is in addition to all what we have exposed about her so far. Imagine that this woman is causing sewage spillages in Harare. All the potholes were caused by Joice Mujuru and Ray Kaukonde.
They together with Rugare Gumbo stole all the medicines from the hospitals. They conspired with the nurses and doctors to empty the government medical stores just to make the omnipresent and omniscient and the undefeated and undying President Robert Gabriel Mugabe fail.
I tell you ma-comrades, Joice Mujuru and her sidekicks must feel it this year nokuti vafongorera pfuti. What kind of a woman is Joice Mujuru honestly? Imagine her studying for a PhD ahead of the magnificent, the ever graceful and sweetest Doctor Grace Mugabe. Now, did Solomon Mujuru have any degree? Not even a Form two qualification. So why would this Joice Mujuru want to have a PhD before the ever green, the most beautiful and the sweetest First Lady Grace Mugabe?
Well, the first secretary and the commander-in-chief, the people's saviour and the most educated President Robert Mugabe spent sleepless nights teaching the most beautiful and the sweetest Grace to beat all records known in history by studying for a PhD in three months.
There is one thing you seem to forget ma-comrades. It is Joice Mujuru who has accelerated Robert Mugabe's old age. Why not when she is dying to succeed him? She wants the President to age faster so that she can easily smother him while he takes a nap in his office.
In any case, why would the President age if it is not Joice Mujuru causing it? That woman ma-comrades will not stop at anything.
You are doing very well ma-comrades. You have shown who Joice Mujuru is. Imagine her telling the nation that she downed a chopper during the war? Who does that? So what does she want Comrade Ambassador Chris Mutsvangwa to say he was doing during the war? Does it not sound like an arrogant thing to say for Joice Mujuru?
I laugh the whole day when I read about how you are tearing Rugare Gumbo apart. Indeed, kumubvarura sejira rekwa Amato. Those who do not know what Amato is, ask Webster Shamu. He used to do a radio promotional programme about Amato shop that used to be at the corner of Julius Nyerere and Kenneth Kaunda.
What arrogance is that we see in Rugare Gumbo lying to us that he was in the war? Damnit. So where will the intelligent Professor Jonathan Moyo say he was if the likes of Rugare Gumbo lie first?
As for Ray Kaukonde, you have him by the balls. After all, he was there when the sweetest Grace was shagging the undefeated and undying President Robert Gabriel Mugabe. Remember that this Ray Kaukonde was the late Sally Mugabe's bodyguard and driver. If you ma-comrades leave him intact, he is likely to leak.
So, throw everything at him. Yes, he raped women for jobs. Indeed, he forged his O Level certificate. Dig. Dig. Dig some more ma-comrades. We must leave this Kaukonde in the dumps.
While you are at it, don't forget to tell the people how the same Kaukonde served the party and the country as a secret agent. That should make people laugh at how such a small man managed to hoodwink the system.
I also feel you are not doing enough on Jabulani Sibanda apart from telling us that he was 11 years when the war ended in 1980. Tear him apart.
Well, regardless, ma-comrades muri kuita basa. Ndimi varume chaivo.

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